My brother Phil was getting married November 14th just outside of the tiny town of Ticehurst, south of London in that classic English countryside of rolling green hills and endless fields. The nearest train station was 5 miles away in Wadhurst ("Wadhurst" - sounds like a car for spit, doesn't it? Don't you love these great place names?). To make the journey, my brother lent me his bicycle and I rode from Wadhurst to Ticehurst.
It was decidedly unpleasant. Against the unrelenting wind and rain of English November, I was forced to ride with my heavy backpack, stuffed with two weeks of everything I needed. Because of the backpack's weight, I couldn't stand on the pedals to get up hills so I was forced to sit down and rely on my thigh muscles. Oh how they burned!At the same time, cars whipped past me. These narrow two-lane roads really weren't built for cyclists and motor vehicles to coexist. Every time something came up behind me, I feared some giant smack into my back, followed by a coma. The anxiety would peak when I'd be round a corner. A careless driver could zip around without seeing me and that would be it. But I realized that I'd been merely spoiled in the past few years by San Francisco's wide, straight roads. When I was a kid, these English roads had been the norm and I never had much of a problem with them. Nobody ever went smack into me once in all those years.
Painful inch by painful inch, I pea-rolled up those hills, feeling sorry for myself but visualizing the day I'd be chuckling about it on this blog. And now indeed do I chuckle! Eventually, I reached my destination. A few days later, I was to repeat the process but on the way back and without the rain. That day was, I think, the only dry day I saw in my entire two week stay in the UK.
After the wedding (which I was able to MC without saying anything stupid - wow!), there was one more testing experience in England. I rode to Wadhurst train station and made it back to central London. Instead, of returning Phil's bike back to his place, I thought I'd take the bike across London and ride the two miles I would otherwise need to walk from St Albans train station to the house at which I would be staying next.BIG mistake. London transport - especially on a Sunday - is not wired to your bicycling needs. Unless you know the city very well, leave your bike at home. Most Underground Lines won't accept bikes, they won't go on buses, and many train stations can only be accessed once you have first caught the Underground. Of course, I didn't know this at the time, leading to three pointless, sweaty hours of bad decision after bad decision as I tried in vain to cross London with my bicycle. Some train stations I visited three times or more. I got lost multiple times. In the end, I threw my hands up in defeat and returned the bike back to Phil's house.
After that, most of my time in the UK was spent on my birthplace island of Guernsey, in the English Channel. Somehow, although it rained daily, I would miraculously avoid rain almost every time I left the house. That said, I wouldn't have minded much if the rain had hit me more often. Unless you have ridden in rain (and preferably been raised on it as a child), you wouldn't realize that bicycling in rain is not anywhere near as unpleasant as it might look from the carbon comfort of the car, provided you have thought ahead and obtained rain gear. I actually quite enjoy riding in the rain.
The rain did strike me once, on my final day on the island, during my ride to my dad's house for lunch - yes, with that big, heavy backpack on my aching shoulders. On that journey, I faced my old arch enemy: the formidable Rectory Hill. They should call it Rectum Hill because of the shitty time it puts the cyclist through. As a child, I lived in fear of riding up Rectory Hill. It only takes a few minutes to ascend but, boy, how slowly do those minutes go. A gentle climb gets steeper and steeper, levels out, then busts out another steep one up to the finish. As you go, a line of cars backs up behind you, with little chance for overtaking. Gnnn... these narrow roads. As an adult, I've mastered the hill but it was a different story on this day with the backpack. My heart almost exploded. This wasn't no love affair. But of course, I made it. With Rectory Hill over, so was the hardest part of the Gubbins Experiment so far.
Now I'm back in cushy San Francisco and it's back to easy cruising. Now, there's a question mark over what I do for Christmas. I usually join family friends up north in Lake County but will this be palatable without taking a car? We will see.


